the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

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is chris pratt an angel or


"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”

blue valentine is just so perfect and so honest and it’s heartbreaking

jesus christ
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jesus christ

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Rachel and Logan have ten times more chemistry than Rachel and Mike

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person: i hate cats
me: what the fuck

I don’t know if I’m going to be able to get through this whole trip without wanting to strangle my mom’s boyfriend at least once

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